Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,235 Points
Medals Earned: 9/24 (65/500 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 2
Completed level 3
Completed level 4
Completed level 5
Completed level 6
Completed level 7
Completed level 8
Completed level 9
Completed level 10
Completed level 11
Completed level 12
Completed level 13
Completed level 14
Completed level 15
Completed level 16
Completed level 17
Completed level 18
Completed level 19
Completed level 20
Completed level 21
Completed level 22
Completed level 23
Completed level 24 and the whole game, you absolute madlad
Medals Earned: 6/9 (45/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/115 points)
Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Solve all the levels
Make friends with a bird
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
recruit one hitchhiker
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/385 points)
Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Click to download the app
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 14/17 (70/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!